Don Lemon Appropriately Exits CNN by Telling One Final Lie

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Could anything be more appropriate than Don Lemon exiting CNN by telling one final lie?

After 17 years of serial lying, the aging imbecile, with the national spotlight on him for what will be the final time, decided to go out lying.

“I was informed this morning by my agent that I have been terminated by CNN. I am stunned. After 17 years at CNN, I would have thought that someone in management would have had the decency to tell me directly,” whined the crybaby liar via Twitter Monday morning.

“At no time was I ever given any indication that I would not be able to continue to do the work I have loved at the network. It is clear that there are some larger issues at play.”

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