What's more embarrassing than breaking into a home and getting shot by a woman?
Destroying your own pants in the process.
The Ocala Post reports:
...the suspect, Victor Alex Etherington, 27, knocked on the victim’s kitchen window, where she was standing, and demanded that she let him in.
The 54-year-old victim told deputies that, because she did not recognize the man, she told him to leave.
That is when Etherington kicked the front door open and gained entry to the residence.
According to reports, the victim retreated to her upstairs bedroom, locked the bedroom door, called 911, and armed herself with a .22 caliber handgun. She then hid in her bedroom closet.
Etherington followed the victim upstairs and made entry to the bedroom. Once inside, he removed his shorts, which he had defecated in, and made entry into the closet.
Deputies stated that the victim fired one shot and struck the suspect in his abdomen.
According to a press release, deputies arrived and short time later and forced entry to the home.
They found the naked and bleeding suspect hiding behind the bedroom door.
For the sake of the county jail staff, let's hope Etherington treats them better than his shorts.